Polyester sale

Emily really enjoyed her new job as a sales assistant in a women’s outfitters. She loved the way the ‘design team’ visited once a fortnight to re-arrange the store, making it identical to every other outlet across the country. She was pretty good at her job, she thought to herself, as she perched on a garment box in the narrow windowless office kitchenette and bit into her toasty cheese sandwich.

Just before lunchtime she had made her first sale of the day, to a sophisticated-looking woman who had announced herself as “Bev”. Emily had demonstrated the range of women’s business apparel and did a great job explaining the benefits of 100% polyester suiting. “Not only does the natural sheen look smart, but it’s splash resistant and machine washable,” she explained. Bev seemed suitably impressed and purchased two pairs of Executive bell-bottom slacks, in charcoal-grey with a faint pin-stripe, and a matching black ‘Business Cowgirl’ belt made of genuine pleather.

Only 40 more sales this month and Emily would have her bonus!

Published in: on September 6, 2011 at 5:34 am  Leave a Comment  
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Orange blooms

From her office window, Bev observed a man walking down the street with a resplendent bunch of orange blooms.

They were not for her.

Bev excused herself from her desk and headed to the office kitchenette – a seemingly innocent move. What was not so innocent, however, was her knowledge that the narrow aluminium-framed window in the kitchen was the only aperture on the entire office floor that actually opened to the outside world. From here, aided by a small plastic stool usually used by the cleaner, Bev was able to pour a large beaker of steaming hot tea down into the alley below, directly onto the head of the man delivering flowers.

Which she did.

Nobody noticed the yelling from the man down below, because they couldn’t hear him.

And that, mused Bev, was the business justification for sealed air-conditioned offices. She liked the modern world of work.

Published in: on November 4, 2010 at 10:47 am  Leave a Comment  
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