Neighbourhood watch

Enid put on her nightgown, brushed her teeth and applied a thick coating of crimson lipstick to her lips. She wanted to look her very best if there was to be a disturbance during the night. She took her Neighbourhood Watch duties very seriously.

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on November 11, 2008 at 6:57 am Leave a Comment
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